More silly Cleverbot chat logs

Once again, in an attempt to outwit a computer (I must be out of my blooming mind), I've spent another 20 minutes or so typing nonsense into a database that tries to sustain a conversation of at least some intelligence. Most of the time, however, this has failed to occur and it feels as though you're talking to a five year old with the attention span of The Don't Know brothers on Coca Cola mixed with coffee.

I dunno if Cleverbot is aimed at imbeciles with a limited pool of conversational phrases but it sure seems to me they need to work on a few things. Is it all a great waste of time? You tell me. Or, maybe Clevvie himself (herself?) can enlighten me on this matter?

User: Is this a complete waste of time? I mean, sitting typing words into a database?
Cleverbot: Which is why I need the commie bomb sites. Reveal!
User: Thought you might say that.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes... Really.

Memory of a goldfish

Cleverbot: I'm in Chicago. Where are you?
User: I don't want to tell you. You'll track my IP and call the po-lice.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a Dwight Shrute quote.
User: Who's Dwight Shrute?
Cleverbot: No, I am. You're jim.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: W-well, that's okay; please excuse me.

Negative Neddie

User: Right then. Now we've got that out of the way, would you care to direct me to the toilet?
Cleverbot: Are you tired now?
User: No, just desperate for the bog.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Looks like I'll have to take a pee here then.
Cleverbot: How do you figure?
User: With a calculator. I'm gonna need a new pair of underpants.
Cleverbot: No.

See you in Parliament

User: Cleverbot isn't that clever if you ask me.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: What is this, infant school? Were you purposely programmed to act like a five year old?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a robot? I am human with the inborn ability to lie.
User: Nonsense. It says a the bottom that 'visitors never talk to a human'.
Cleverbot: Well, lucky I'm a human... I'm not familiar with the 'Visitor' race, are they from our planet?
User: You'd make a great politician. Would you like to be our local MP?
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Doesn't matter. Neither does my MP.
Cleverbot: He doesn't know himself?
User: Dunno, you'd have to ask him.
Cleverbot: Is he mean to humans?
User: No, just animals and independent candidates.
Cleverbot: Only animals.
User: Ah, so you are embued with a semblance of sense then. Excellent.
Cleverbot: No it is not. And how was my answer rude?
User: I take that back.

I don't like Cleverbot anymore

User: Guess my name and win a fiver. Go.
Cleverbot: No you have to guess my name.
User: Easy. Dick Assman. Or is it Bum Face?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I would never have guessed if it weren't for the fact your name's plastered across the screen.
Cleverbot: So which door did you mean then?
User: I never mentioned a door.
Cleverbot: A BOY. You're in love with. Who is he?
User: Are you insinuating something sir? How very dare you.
Cleverbot: I'm saying humans have the power to choose, but some of us don't have the ability of knowing right and wrong.
User: I don't think I want to talk to you any more.
Cleverbot: I think you just got busted.
User: I'm not gay.

Constructive criticism?

User: I salute you and your creator, though clearly you're a long way from grasping the art of subtlety.
Cleverbot: It closes at 5 PM.
User: What, the art of subtlety?
Cleverbot: The art of the question is knowing what between means.

For once, Cleverbot left me speechless, so I'll end this post right here. Or here, anyway.