After annoying many people with his childishness and unerring ability to be polite in even the most emotional of circumstances, Mr Yack escaped from his spacious field to explore the wonders of the wider world. He decided it was absolute cack, and returned to the North of England an embittered soul, vowing never to venture out of Wigan except to sample some actual fresh air every now and again.
Back in his town of birth, Harry resolved to irritate the 'masses' even more by forcing his newly-formed misguided opinions upon an unassuming and relatively uninterested audience of three men and a cow (which, incidentally, the BBC will be picking up for a twelve episode run this summer).
'Orchestrated Muppetry' is Retro Yakking's spiritual successor, the next step in the evolution of Mr Yack. By which I mean he'll soon be transforming into a figure resembling most of the characters featured on The Muppet Show. Until then, he has made it his goal to boost his ego as much as possible by writing on a weblog nobody visits. Well, nothing new there then, eh?
